David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!
i bet this is the color of his sperm.
shoutout to oxygen
AND YOU LIVE?!
ON MY MOMMA I BE BREATHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.
please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.
It is safe to say that I will not be going to watch the weird gross whitewashing mess that is Exodous…
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
lets all come together and make the world a terrifying place for men who abuse women
I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!
or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?
thats so rude
Ice fishing? why not nice fishing? be polite to each other
Imagine a nice brown and green stegosaurus giving you a ride to school. When school’s over he’d give you a necklace he made out of soda cans and pipe cleaners and then you’d go back to your house and play volleyball.
yaaaaas santa you look so good santa